YOUR SAFTEY

WE CANT FIX STUPID.  DON’T BE STUPID.  All GUEST RANCHER injuries have occurred because of STUPIDITY. 

DRAGONS are APEX AMBUSH PREDATORS and can be deadly.  They are explosive and can cover up to 15 feet in under a second – DO NOT under estimate a DRAGONS speed.

Please complete liability release in advance: LIABILITY RELEASE

INDIAN CREEK DRAGON RANCH is just that -a RANCH.  And as such, operating in Kansas does allow us to operate like a cattle ranch without cumbersome and artificial safety barriers between GUEST RANCHERS and the DRAGONS – this is not just another day at a boring zoo.

DRAGONS have a bad habit of showing up where they are not supposed to be  - BE ALERT AT ALL TIMES – don’t be STUPID and not pay attention or you may earn your “I LOST MY FINGERS” t-shirt.  Be sure to visit the gift shop.

DON’T BE STUPID and not look 10 steps ahead – AT ALL TIMES

DON’T BE STUPID and ignore that shadow in the water or movement in tall grass

DON’T BE STUPID and yell for help and expect someone to come running

DON’T BE STUPID and stand in the same spot longer that 60 seconds when feeding DRAGONS

The most serious injury came from a GUEST RANCHER who had too much DRAGON punch from the bar tried to sit on a 10 foot DRAGON and pose for a picture – how STUPID.  The DRAGON grabbed his leg, death rolled and took his leg plum off.  His wife ran for help but it was too late.  Terry represented himself in this incident and won the case due to obscure Kansas ranching law provisions regarding harassing livestock and the signed injury release form. 

Many other injuries have occurred – all because of being STUCK ON STUPID.  Toes, feet and fingers have been lost by STUPID people.  But most of the time GUEST RANCHERS have fun and are not injured.

INDIAN CREEK DRAGON RANCH

A cute embroidered patch of a cartoon green crocodile with dark green spots, a friendly eye, and a wide toothy grin, with a speech bubble saying "I Bite!"
Warning sign with silhouettes of four residents holding hands, each with a question mark above their head, and the text 'No Stupid People Beyond This Point'.
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